hi
So you want me to make you a crappy newsprint picture?  I will draw whatever you like, based on a photograph, 
make a screen and print a single print for $75. Much like life, you can do whatever you 
want with the print, but it will turn yellow if you put it in the sun.  If you want, you can tell 
me to print more than one (but less than 100) for some fixed price and send them to you.  
We should just talk about this via email or phone or maybe even face to face because there 
would be all sorts of calculations involved like: 
sum[(time+ink)/(materials cost)^postage]=final price.
               
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so please contact me: dbarclay AT mpl DOT ucsd DOT edu